What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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