Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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