everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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