like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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