Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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