Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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