I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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