Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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