You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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