I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
