Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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