I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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