I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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