Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I would ride that face into the sunset
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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