the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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