Rock
Scissors
Fuck
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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