Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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