you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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