Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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