We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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