Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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