Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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