Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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