Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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