I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I had to cum in my sink.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
