Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(909): View more from California

You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how

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(201): View more from New Jersey

His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage

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(909): View more from California

We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.

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(708): View more from Illinois

It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.

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(713): View more from Texas

Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!

(281): View more from Texas

All I did was send my mom an ecard

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm

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