awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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