he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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