How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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