don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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