I'm going to jail i love you
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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