Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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