it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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