but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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