Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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