Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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