I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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