If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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