the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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