That's when you crack a 10am beer
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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