idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
look no pants
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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