Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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