i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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