Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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