There is no way he is gay with that hair.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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