So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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