im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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