I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
