so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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