Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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