Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
